The Moat Keepers
Fish, shrimp, one deeply unbothered axolotl. Silent, salaried, and staring at you. The moat is climate-controlled. You pay for that.
House VIII is climate-controlled, and you pay for that. The Moat Keepers is Huminion’s collection for fish, shrimp, and the occasional deeply unbothered axolotl — silent, salaried residents who stare at you from a tank you maintain at great personal expense. Expect cool, watery heraldry, aquarium humor for the people who test water parameters for fun, and portraits with surprising presence. Each illustration is designed in-house and printed on demand on soft, durable blanks, made fresh for your order. Browse the house and choose a tee, sweatshirt, or cap for the aquarist in your life — the axolotl will not thank you, but we will.
