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Owned Humans.

Shirts for the devoted staff of very small monarchs. The Shih Tzu — the lion dog — guarded Tibetan temples for a thousand years. Yours now guards the sofa, the sock drawer, and the exact center of your bed. Same posting. Better benefits. For them.

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Lion dogs · Temple guard, retired You may rise Under new management Snack tax collected daily Est. one thousand years ago, in a temple Lion dogs · Temple guard, retired You may rise Under new management Snack tax collected daily Est. one thousand years ago, in a temple

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Andalusian Horse Balancing Ball Women's Relaxed Tee

$40.00–$48.00

Appaloosa Horse Balancing Act Women's Relaxed Tee

$40.00–$48.00

Balancing Arabian Horse Women's Relaxed Tee

$40.00–$48.00

Balancing Clydesdale Women's Relaxed Tee

$40.00–$48.00

Balancing Friesian Horse Women's Relaxed Tee

$40.00–$48.00

Balancing Horse Women's Relaxed T-Shirt

$40.00–$48.00

Balancing Icelandic Horse Women's Relaxed Tee

$40.00–$48.00

Balancing Morgan Horse Women's Relaxed Tee

$40.00–$48.00

Huminion makes fun, original t-shirts, sweatshirts, and caps for people who cheerfully take orders from a small, furry monarch. We’re a husband-and-wife design studio in Carson Valley, Nevada, named for our Shih Tzu — the thousand-year-old temple guardian now stationed on the couch.

Every design is drawn in-house and printed on demand on soft, durable garments, so each piece is made fresh for your order: no warehouse full of leftovers, no mass-produced sameness. Whether you’re a proud dog dad, a cat’s reluctant staff, or just someone who likes a shirt that starts a conversation, there’s something here with your name — or your ruler’s — on it.

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